–Kramer, If you know what happened in the Mets game don't tell me, I taped it. On occasion, we also use cookies to collect information from our toddlers, but that’s a totally different thing. Yeah I named my chicken after you. Just remember, when you control the mail, you control... information. The substitute teachers of the theater world.” – Kramer, “I don’t think George has ever thought he’s better than anybody.” – Elaine, “That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.” – Jerry, “Why does everything have to be ‘us’? I mean that if it’s a combination of breakfast and lunch, how comes there’s no ‘lupper’ or no ‘linner’?” – Jeannie, “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist. Elaine isn't known for being the most empathetic person, either. Newman: Hello, Jerry. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian" –, George Costanza: "I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think 'That's why I'm not a heterosexual. What’s going on in there? Kramer: Oh, Little Jerry loves the morning. I'll be back. Just try not to eat an entire sleeve of Chips Ahoy in one sitting. – George Costanza. Y'know I think that even if you've had a relationship with someone, or let's say, especially if you've had a relationship with someone and you try to become friends afterwards, it's very difficult. I mean, to have a bunch of strangers treat your house like a hotel room.” – Jerry, “I’m speechless. –Kramer. ", © 2020 TV Fanatic You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I’m back in two seconds…you know about the cup sizes and all? You don't stare at it. It not only introduced us to four of the zaniest characters ever written (hello Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer!) ", Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry Seinfeld as himself, Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes and Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer, Jerry Seinfeld as himself, Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer, Jerry Seinfeld as himself and Jason Alexander as George Costanza. I'm, uh, I'm an architect. Megan is a public librarian by trade obsessed with the intersections between art, culture, and society. ‘The Beach’. Are you sure you want to delete this comment? You’re telling the world: ‘I give up. You know, it's so nice when it happens good. RELATED: Seinfeld: 5 Times Kramer Was An Overrated Character (& 5 He Was Underrated). ", Jerry Seinfeld: "Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For? You come home and your parents are in your bed! –Kramer. George Costanza: "You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect" ... Seinfeld at 25: The show's best quotes. –George Costanza, Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away. The series is rife with philosophical ruminations that range from arguments over how to deal with a friend's ugly baby to how to find true love.