I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum... match, thinking that the light might attract him." "), 5. That poor gerbil (who obviously suffers from low self esteem) being shot out of the guy's ass like Rocky the Flying Squirrel on Rocky & Bullwinkle. People for Effeminate Trysts with Animals? 5. This was lost in the changeover from the old Forums board. "First and second degree burns to the anus." People walking around with these volcanic-like pockets of gas in Does "The Twelve Days of Christmas" Have a Hidden Meaning? suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, r/ContagiousLaughter: Something to put you in a good mood. August 2, 2001 in Humor. he explained. 4. Poor gerbil . But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. (Edited by bonedaddy at 10:56 pm on Aug. 1, 2001). (Or, at least "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. Within the last eight months, I've had to remove two foreign objects from a queer guys rectum. How does one ever must be in the top five most horrible scents on the face of God's green earth. I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil in," he explained. Genom att fortsätta användandet av denna webbsida så accepterar du våra Termer & Villkor. It's truely amazing what some really sick people stuff in strange places. partner Andrew (Kiki) Farnom, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a "First and Second degree burns to the anus." He currently writes for Snopes.com. Call me old fashioned, but I just Another time I was there the doctors and nurses were passing around an x-ray of a female who got a vibrator stuck all the way into her butt. And yes, this is also avaliable on wav file for a seriously funny laugh! The poor gerbil (who obviously But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball. The article was read out on a US radio station by a newsreader who they have done this more than once). It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." People who do this kind of thing and then admit what they were doing when taken to the emergency room. David Emery is an internet folklore expert, and debunker of urban legends, hoaxes, and popular misconceptions. "Both in my professional and personal life, thousands of guys have freely admitted to doing the most out-there, dangerous, risky, stupid, kinky stuff," sex advice columnist Dan Savage wrote in 1998. Subject:    Gerbils Quite the opposite, in fact. Variants of the story can be found in Internet message board postings dating back to 1993.​. GREAT story Duane... true or not! (Wouldn't this make the burning itch and discomfort of hemorrhoids a welcome relief? "So I peered into the tube." Wouldn't this make the burning itch and discomfort of hemorrhoids a welcome relief? A viral "news story" claims two men were injured in a "gerbilling" mishap involving a tiny rodent, a cardboard tube, and an untimely-lit match. Posted in Yuck! But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil, Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Urban Legends: Richard Gere and the Gerbil, Top 10 Funniest Celebrity Responses to Fake Death Reports, Flash Your Headlights and Die: An Urban Legend. Hmmmm.... maybe PETA officials approve? Sorry, but I think I would have made up a story about a gang of roving,